“Be hydrated”, they said
“It will give you good hair, and clear skin,” they said
“It’s good for you,” they said
“I CANNOT EVEN SLEEP BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO URINATE EVERY HALF HOUR”, I SAID
Hi, my name is Jason and I left my tumblr open on my girlfriend’s laptop. But that’s okay because I trust her even though she’s really weird and just crazy in general. I thank her very much for not filling my blog with random pictures of hot men, and am totally okay with her writing this post because this is now the second time I have left myself logged into tumblr on her computer. Cheers!
And now enjoy some gifs from my girlfriend’s gif folder because why not.
My girlfriend’s work is done here.